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2009-09-24 19:32:31 by Flashia

.....yeah.


What the...

2009-09-12 11:35:54 by Flashia

There is a really big comment in my last post that it doesn't even make sense due to the absense of paragraph breaks. I will post a variation of the comment here. If you want to see the original, then go to my last post and see the first comment. But for now...
Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are nothing. You are the human equivalent of a broken lava-lamp. Repulsive, doesn't work, 30 years behind the times, and full of oily slime. Your breathtaking arrogance is only matched by your uncanny ability to be utterly clueless as to what other people think about you. And make no mistake, they think about you. Constantly. Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. Your disgusting loathsome habits clearly know no bounds.
Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. I have seen you walking along a footpath, one of your horribly fascinating activities. You count the cement squares don't you. You even on occasion try and avoid standing on the cracks. How can someone so stupid still remember to breathe? Or are you an automaton sent by an evil foreign, or alien, power, to destroy civilisation as we know it? All this, perhaps, would not be so damningly despairing were it not for the fact that I know what you do after you have picked your nose. Perhaps the less said the better, as other people, who still might have hope, could someday read this inadvertently. You snot-snivelled slimed sluptitious stool.
Do you not have any reckoning of the ugliness you have wrought on the world? I have seen more convivial things than you wrapped up in newspaper in overfull bins at the fishmarkets. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature. This is something that I have grown to despise quite malevolently. Your bigoted words, and your damnable actions make me sick to my stomach. I find it comedic that you are spouting this crap here, and I find it sickening that younger children might see this... There is a good saying that I am thinking of, "If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all!" Otherwise, I rather felt like that I needed to put in my two cents here.
Oh, and I find it funny that you comeback with very crappy insults. You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't desrve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherin you survive without a dick without a sphincter without an ear or even your nutsack or thread a needle with a string dipper in saltwater through your balls then put the same exact string in your eyeball where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eyedog named butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. Then he will die xausing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead ball chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue prius and live in pain for exacly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell.
THEN (no i am NOT done) satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like al kheida and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause shes fucking your cousin steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and then your soul goes to super hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheast with no liver
and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaing peices of your infected nutsack off untill he is forced to chew off his own infected nutsack and shove it down your throat so you choke and die again and go to supra hell (hell worse that super hell) and have your nuts replaced with hitlers nuts and then they send you back up to earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says i have hitlers nuts! and then when people read it they wil get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to butch hell and 100000000000000000000 butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever!
Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9000 gay people in New Jersey untill Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing but pain and suffering.
All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't move. Your only food comes from the occasional cockroach that climbs in through a hole in your cheek (that Pedobear made from poking you so much) and walks down close enough to your throat so you can swallow and the cum you got from Pedobear raping you. Then 30 years later, bunch of ass robot-pirate-bears come for you and start poking even more holes in your body 'till you bleed to death and go back to Butch hell where you belong

All I've done was added paragraph breaks, but man , this is very disturbing. Is there anyway to report people like this?



Option 1: GRAPHICS!

Option 2: Blood (Madworld)

Option 3: More M-rated Titles (Madworld, No More Heroes)

Option 4: More FPSs (or 3rd Person Shooters) (The Conduit)

Option 5: Other (Please Specify)

I'm getting sick of seeing that People STILL perfer the 360/PS3 over the Wii for Hardcore games even though the Wii is now having more and better Hardcore games than ever.

On a related note-If the answer in option 5 is 'better experiences on other consoles', what would make the experience on the Wii even better than the ones on the 360 and/or PS3?

The reason I've stated those 4 options is that they seem to be the most common ones I've seen. Geez. This is becoming...never mind.


Game Check 1- Exploit

2009-08-11 12:13:20 by Flashia

Well...if you thought I was gonna do #1...never mind that. But anyhow, let's talk about Exploit.

I've been playing this game months ago, and ever since then, I couldn't find it, no matter how hard I look. However, recently, I found the game in a timeframe that involved a customizable Dragon and Colorful Balloons. XD Yeah. Anyhow, what I like is the great story, but the gameplay was decent, too. However, I'm more into the type of puzzles where you don't need to time things, and unfortunatly, Exploit has loads of times where you timing is crucial. Memory is somewhat required, too.

But still, it's a great game, and the timing part was actually implemented well at the very least. Oh yeah, and remember how I said that these Game Checks are not reviews? Well, they aren't, but you may feel like they are. It's just they contain information that would make reviews go BOOM! If you haven't played it, type Exploit in the search engine, because it's not in a collection yet. If you have played it and don't really like it due to the timing mechanics, then I can see why. I've yet to find a half-decent puzzle game that doesn't require some sort of physical timing, (well, that one 3-D cube game isn't, but that's beside the point!

Or, you can simply go to my faovrites list and go from there.


Game Checks

2009-08-11 01:59:12 by Flashia

I'm planning to do something called Game Checks, which is basically a discussion about my favorite games (and some other good games that I don't like as much). Note that they are NOT reviews, as I'll probably say stuff that would never make reviews see the light of day. I'm planning on doing one soon. I might do one right after, but probably not. What do people think of this?


Hey there...?

2009-08-02 19:09:28 by Flashia

Hello. I signed up some time ago, but all I pretty much did was review games. That's what I still do, but first I need to shake off my 63 mindset. By the way, I made two levels in 63 (at the time of the writing of this post), if you're interested. That'll have to do until I get Flash. My username in 63 is Mahlio. /s Original, right? *ends sarcasm*